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Rude Valentine's Card For Him & Her Dirty Roses Are Red Poem For Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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I am hypnotized. Sleepwalking to the rhythm of your words, Never wishing to wake.” — “ Hypnotized” by Michael Faudet So fierce is the passion that burns within my heart, a raging forest fire, unstoppable and consuming.” ― “ Untitled” by Michael Faudet If you are looking for a dirty poem that dives into oral sex, this is the one for you. The speaker describes in vivid detail the touch of her partner’s tongue on various parts of her body, as well as the joy of reciprocating those attentions.

She was wild, unpredictable, beautiful, and dangerous. Impossible to resist. A summer storm in a bikini.” ― “ Bitter Sweet Love” by Michael Faudet And if you're feeling especially artistic, why not take some inspiration from the poems in our gallery and write one for your partner yourself? Guaranteed they'll appreciate the originality! How to surprise your partner with a Valentine's day poem D. Rudoy is a contemporary American poet who doesn’t beat around the bush. “A Perfect Lady” is a celebration of physical love and passion, painting a vivid picture of a night of intimacy. The poem navigates the boundary between the emotional and carnal aspects of love, merging the two in a raw, unfiltered depiction.Valentine’s Day is about expressing your love and being a little playful with your beloved to make it a memorable and special day. It is a day to celebrate the friendship and romantic love you share with your partner. If you are in search of short and naughty wishes on Valentine’s Day for Girlfriend or you desire funny Valentine’s messages for him, we have for you the best of short Valentine’s Day messages to make it a more romantic and more playful 14 th February for you and your sweetheart. Love is not about controlling each other but it is about being madly, deeply and insanely in romance for life…. Sending best wishes to my Valentine for life…. Happy Valentine’s Day. The first time we made love I realized why I never prayed. One human can only say ‘Oh God’ so many times.” — “ The Atheist” by Megan Falley William Carlos Williams was an American poet known for his vivid imagery and distinct style. His sultry poem Arrival paints a vivid portrait of a man carefully undressing his lover. Depending on whether you want to be romantic or funny, there's a Valentine's Day poem in our round-up for everyone – from the soppiest love poems, to some LOL quotes, to a few X-rated poems for those looking for a sexier theme.

Get a printed copy of D. Rudoy’s poetry collection for free and decide if you want to pay for it later here. Limited quantity. There are lots of ways to get creative with how you present your Valentine's poem to your loved one. The speaker confesses his jealousy of the woman’s corset for it sits so close to her breasts. He goes on to praise her beauty, declaring her body a pure and undiscovered land that he fully intends to explore. Body, remember not only how much you were loved, not only the beds on which you lay, but also those desires for you that glowed plainly in the eyes, and trembled in the voice—and some chance obstacle made futile. Now that all of them belong to the past, it almost seems as if you had yielded to those desires—how they glowed, remember, in the eyes gazing at you; how they trembled in the voice, for you, remember, body.” — “ Body Remember” by Constantine Cavafy

You could have it made into a piece of personalised artwork (though you might want to hide this one from the kids and any visitors!), stash it away with their Valentine's gift, send it in a rude and naughty text, or even read it to them out loud (if you're brave enough).

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